Yes. It is. But also, I am. So. Well. Now what. (mwittier) wrote in condiment_love,
Yes. It is. But also, I am. So. Well. Now what.

fridge splash

At some point, it all went to hell.

In fairness, some of this isn't perfectly condimental, entirely. But what isn't, will more than likely be used to make condiments. So just shutup in advance with your technicalities and your grousing about condiments VS seasoning elements.
Spoilsport. Nitpicker. Condiment separatist. Whiny elitist.

fridge door

(Items emboldened are really, really delicious. Items italicized are really nasty, and are only in there until I get around to cleaning out the refrigerator, or until they burst.)

Brianna's Homestyle Poppy Seed Dressing
Stonewall Kitchen Apple Cranberry Chutney
Stonewall Kitchen Blue Cheese Dressing
KaMe Fish Sauce
Rudolph's Bar B Que Famous Cole Slaw Dressing
Nellie & Joe's Famous Key West Lime Juice
Marie's Creamy Ranch Dressing
Tuong Ot Ground Chilli [sic] with Fried Garlic
Lea & Parrin's "The Original" Worcestershire Sauce
Stonewall Kitchen Sundried Tomato Pesto

Bonne Maman Cherry Preserves

Gourmet Garden Chili Pepper
Gourmet Garden Lemongrass
Gourmet Garden Garlic
Gourmet Garden Ginger
Gourmet Garden Cilantro
Gourmet Garden Basil
Silver Spring Cream Style Horseradish
Alessi White Balsamic Pear-infused Vinegar
Alessi White Balsamic Fig-infused Vinegar
Lunds & Byerly's Kentucky Bourbon Barbecue Sauce
Eden Selected Sesame Oil
Gourmet Garden Garlic
Dynasty Thai Chili Garlic Paste
California Naturally Flavored Garlic Oil

Blue Dragon Thai Nam Pla Fish Sauce
La Choy Soy Sauce
Tuong Ot Toi Viet•Nam Chili Garlic Sauce
Realime 100% Lime Juice
Ortega Hot Taco Sauce

Chef Sid's Innovative Cuisine Chicken Stock
Lunds & Byerly's Honey Truffle Mustard
[Starbucks Frappucccino Mocha; this is maybe three years old]
Thai Kitchen Roasted Red Chili Paste
Inglehoffer Sweet Hot Mustard with Honey

Kikkoman Teriyaki Baste and Glaze
Heinz Seafood Cocktail Sauce
[fizzy water]
DeLusso Horseradish Sauce
Rudolph's Bar B Que Original Sauce
Por Kwan Pad Thai Sauce
Lunds and Byerly's Northwoods Maple Rosemary Grilling Sauce
California Naturally Flavored Garlic Oil
Fanci Food Premium Malt Vinegar
Lunds and Byerly's Twin Cities' Original Barbecue Sauce
Tuong Ot Sriricha Hot Chili Sauce
Hellman's Real Mayonnaise
Bonne Maman Orange Marmalade
KaMe Hoisin Sauce
House of Tsang Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce
Rudolph's Bar B Que Famous Cole Slaw Dressing
KaMe Oyster Sauce

Not Shown Because it Wouldn't Fit in the Fridge Door But I was Too Ashamed of the Rest of My Refrigerator to Photograph It.

Mrs. Richardson's Hot Fudge topping
Wishbone Light! Western Low Fat Dressing
Hellman's Canola Cholesterol-free Mayonnaise
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Stonewall Kitchens Caramel Apple Butter
Bonne Maman Strawberry Preserves
Welchuan Dumpling Sauce
Pantainorasingh Sweet Chili Sauce for Spring Roll
Stonewall KItchen Roasted Apple Grille Sauce
Stonewall Kitchen Roasted Garlic Onion Jam

Help Me.
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